From the monthly archives:

November 2009

Agreements

by Writelife on November 29, 2009

In Hell there are no agreements unless you are a disagreeable person in which case it is all agreements. It’s beside the point, however, since all agreements are broken, the exceptions being those agreements that should be broken. These are kept with an absolutism that would even astonish the radical left (and the radical right, for that matter).

There is a very contrarian tone to Hell.

This is brought up because of the way it affected Harcourt and the angel Alicia who had agreed to help Harcourt leave Hell. I don’t think it takes a great deal of explanation to convey the problems this entailed.

She agreed to help Harcourt leave.

He wanted to leave.

All agreements are broken except …

You see? Harcourt had to find a way to make himself want to remain in Hell. Otherwise the sweet angel Alicia would not be able to help, certainly not with any success.

It was a conundrum, that’s for sure.

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Tis the season forever

November 28, 2009

The holiday season lasts all year long in Hell. It is forever. For this reason, seasonal music plays continually, without respite, except for the month of December when it is the hits of the 1910 Fruitgum Company over and over and over.
Though it has been repeatedly stressed it warrants one more iteration: time is non-existent [...]

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