From the monthly archives:

October 2009

Lost souls

by Writelife on October 28, 2009

“If your biggest worry here is not remembering what acronyms mean, you’re the lostest of lost souls,” the Devil said.

“That’s not a word!”

“Is now,” the Devil replied calmly.

“I want out!” Harcourt cried petulantly.

“No one gets out of Hell.” The Devil was cross now. “Don’t start being a shit disturber!”

It was remarkable to Harcourt how much the Devil sounded like his father.

“Do you know what happens to shit disturbers? Do you?”

Harcourt shook his head.

“They get shafted big time. Big time! Need proof? Here I am – take a good look!”

I must have struck a nerve, Harcourt thought.

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Meeting the Devil

October 28, 2009

It was only a matter of time before Harcourt finally met the Devil. It happened on a Thursday, despite (as has been mentioned on numerous occasions) the meaninglessness of distinctions like “days.”
“You slay me!” the Devil said, almost crying with laughter. “Walls! You actually asked walls! ‘Are you the Devil?’”
Harcourt’s face reddened like a spanked [...]

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Politics

October 12, 2009

As you would expect, all political parties were in Hell, as were all the people who had never voted and were now condemned to campaigns that never ended.
What do you think the horror for political parties was in Hell?
They could only be honest. And they always agreed with each other.
It made them so mad.

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Meeting Johnny Bigshot

October 12, 2009

Many celebrities were in Hell, including a large representation from the world of music. Among them there was Johnny Bigshot, whom Harcourt met one day.
Johnny Bigshot was a pop star. He was a rock star. He was a star in hip-hop, popular jazz, folk music, world music, alternative and every kind of music there was [...]

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One day in Hell

October 12, 2009

One day in Hell Harcourt no longer knew what any acronyms referred to. It was a thing Hell liked to do every so often because the Devil found it so funny.
No longer knowing the meaning of any acronym, and acronyms being letters rather than words and thus resistant to any deciphering for meaning, Harcourt was [...]

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