From the daily archives:

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Celebrities

by Writelife on June 9, 2009

Celebrity, before and after Hell.There were many celebrities in Hell. But no one cared.

In Hell, celebrities lived the most chaste and well-behaved of lives. They had no choice.

So they were never on Entertainment Tonight (which was also in Hell).

They were too boring.

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The wrong crowd

June 9, 2009

At first, Harcourt was disturbed by how many Nazis were in Hell. It made him feel as if he was hanging with the wrong crowd.
He quickly realized, however, that all of them were the most orthodox of Jews now. This was their hellish torment.
It made them so mad.

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The Satanic Bordello

June 9, 2009

Harcourt found death boring.
There was no inter-mingling.
All the men went to Hell. All the women went to Heaven. That is, all the women except the ones who went to the Satanic Bordello down the road that required a password to get in.
Bordellos were meaningless in Hell since no man had a penis anymore.
And, buxom as [...]

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